Real Name: Count Dracula (aka Sam Dracula)
Appearance: Resembles a tall penguin
Birthplace: Transylvania ("The Old Country")
Abilities: Magic; Psychic (he can tell when the phone is about to ring)
Marital Status: Currently single (has had 16 wives)
Children: Lily, Lester, and another daughter (no name given)
Preferences: Sleeps on a slab or hangs from rafters
Philosophy: "My father and I were very close. He used to give me such wonderful advice. I remember one day he said to me,`Son, as you go through life bury your mistakes'; "You see, my father never believed in divorce."